Hashtician/WebMistress – KY: The behind-the-scenes right arm (or left testicle) of mismanagement. She makes sense of sloppily provided, late-in-cumming, partially-completed details and provides information on the web to get the On-Sec more lost, more confused and more pissed off than they would have been without it. She projects the image of the hash on the web to ensure virgins and police have no sense of the debauchery involved.