H5 HASHERS: Hashers, meet the hashers. You will be forever known as WHAT? You may never know their nerd name, but here are the names by which they've been adorned amongst the hashers.

HASHER HARING STATISTICS: See who has committed their life to laying flour for the enjoyment of other wankers. Have you hared lately? Get off your ass and plan a hash. Not sure your half-mind can handle it? Check out the Hare Guide or contact an experienced Hare. It's your turn to lay flour!

HASHER HARING DETAILS: Can't believe you spent your life providing for the enjoyment of other wankers? Here are the details showing that you actually gave it up. If you can't find your name on this list, it's about time you get out and hare a hash.

HASHER HASHING STATISTICS: See who doesn't have a life beyond hashing. Want to cum out and hash but not sure you want to be associated with these half-minds? Check out the Detailed Hashing Guide, then just show up!

HASHER HASHING DETAILS: Forgot what you've been doing over the last 11 years? Well if you were hashing you can use this as an alibi. 100+ pages of hashers that attended each hash.

FIRST NAMED HASH: Think you've been hashing a long time? See who came when and give a hearty "F*~k You" next time you see the hashers that made H5 happen. Provides a great chronology of the history of H5.

HASH ATTENDANCE: "Where, where, were you last hash? Why did you leave us hash all alone? You fat lazy bastard you weren't even here. So we f*~cked all the virgins and drank all the beer." Are you surprised that, other than Stinko, the Free Beer for All the Hashers hash had the highest named hashers in attendance?

WHO WAS THERE; Who came?

Haring and Hasher Recognition: As if the shitty trails and beer weren't enough to get you out hashing and haring, the H5 mismanagement has decided to recognize those hashers who contribute significuntly to the hash. Don't expect the RA or Awards Bitch, She Came, to remember you are due for recognition - but if KY has the stats correct, you'll get your award in due time.

HASH RUN RECOGNITION

250 Runs - 250 Run Patch, and a life

200 Runs - 200 Run Patch

150 Runs - 150 Run Patch

100 Runs - H5 Fleece Vest and 100 Run Patch

50 Runs - Something and 50 Run Patch

25 Runs - An official H5 Hash Tag

HARE RECOGNITION

50 Hares - 50 Hare Patch

25 Hares - 25 Hare Patch

10 Hares - 10 Hare Patch

5 Hares - Experienced Hare Patch